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I often watch detective dramas,
and there are times when the culprit sends a sentence.
I'll show up somewhere tomorrow afternoon.
- That happens a lot. - Yeah.
But in those rebellious life sentences,
- they write with paper and letters crossed out. - Yeah.
- So that no traces of crime are exposed. - Yeah.
- I thought that was really cute. - It's cute!
Because in order for no traces of crime to be exposed,
- the culprit sometimes cooks it up and cuts it up. - That's possible.
- I don't know if he cooks it up or not. - He definitely cooks it up.
- I want to know how he feels about that. - Okay.
- So I'm going to play "Detective Life Sentence". - Okay.
About an hour before he sends a sentence,
he says, "Hey, don't cook it up!"
- And the culprits go out into the city... - Huh?
- With bicycles... - Huh?
- And within an hour, they take out the city's signs... - Okay.
- Print them out, and cut them out from those letters. - Okay.
- "They take out the signs?" - Yeah.
- That's the game we're going to play today. - Okay!
- We have three themes for today. - Three themes.
- I'm going to ask Yumemaru-san to come up with some. - Okay.
I've come up with three themes.
First one!
Tell me about beans.
- Beans? - I see.
- Wow... - You didn't know about it in the first place.
- Well, it's new beans knowledge. - It's new?
- It's not new. - What are you talking about?
Second one!
Think of a confession sentence for a girl you like.
Third one!
Think of a title for a video that's likely to get 10 million views.
- Wow... - That's scary.
Why do you say "beans"?
- If you think of a store or something like that... - Beans, huh?
- You'd be like... - You'd park like this.
- You'd park in front of you like this. - Like a cartoon character.
- Cars get your feet stuck. - Yeah.
- Oh, I see! - Yeah.
With a bicycle.
[Third one!]
Hey!
I made some beans!
[Beans]
I didn't know this would happen.
It's rare.
This is unexpected.
It's unexpected.
It's our first time, right?
It's going up.
It's telling us to go by car.
Right?
This is fun.
If you didn't come back...
I'm sorry.
This is an electric bicycle.
He went cycling.
I'm going to go swimming.
Let's go.
Looking for a signboard.
Ready...
Start!
Wow!
It's beautiful!
Monthly registration.
Recruitment.
"Recruitment" and...
Confession.
It's hard to find the perfect sentence.
I'm going to take a picture and write it down.
I'm going to write it down.
That's my plan.
Partner.
That's a good one.
I can use it for a confession.
Behind katakana.
That's a good one.
It's easy to use.
I'm going to take it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Eastern Okazaki Izakaya New Era.
What I wanted the most here.
Raw meat.
This restaurant is the best.
Thank you, Mr. Electric Bicycle!
I stopped my bicycle and came to the area around the station.
This area is thriving, so I think there are a lot of letters here.
Look at this.
It smells so good.
Cheese and meat laboratory.
Oh, this is nice. I can use it.
I want a connector.
For... for...
- Hello. - Oh, hello.
- What are you doing? - Huh?
- You're wearing a mask. - Huh?
All staff wear masks.
There's a gray-haired raccoon.
Oh, never mind. I don't need it.
Hey, look at this.
- This one? - Yes.
There's quite a few. "What would you do if you could only use it once?"
And at the bottom left...
Together for tomorrow.
It's easy to use. Confessions and stuff like that.
Oh, this is nice. "Only for this taxi."
Let's keep this, too.
What's this? Did you find something dangerous?
Be careful. Get out of the car and talk again.
It's this way! They call me a mercenary!
This guy...
I'll keep it for now.
This way, mercenary!
What would you do if you could only use it once?
I'm walking in front of the station.
First in Japan!
Don't take classes!
It's not bad.
This classroom is the world's entrance.
I can use it separately.
"Dream rice ball" and "ponyon" were here.
I want to drown in the sea of cheese!
Doesn't it look like a national treasure?
Wow, I love cheese!
Oh, it's a completely different person.
Students...
I'm a student.
One hour has passed.
It's short.
It was like running.
Was it that long?
I wish we had one more hour.
We went pretty far.
Did we?
Anyway, it was fun.
It was fun.
It's the best content.
I didn't think much about it, but I got it.
It's possible to combine and despair now.
Oh, like that.
Shall we make it?
We did it!
Thank you for your hard work.
It was a pleasant time.
Bean Knowledge, Confession, and another title.
It's pretty difficult as a topic.
It was pretty tough.
I wanted one hour.
Shall we go in order?
Shall we start with Bean Knowledge?
Can we start with Toshimitsu-san?
Bean Knowledge.
What kind of anti-corrosive substance is sent?
Bean Knowledge.
Ta-da!
The world's first dream is Ponyo.
What?
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
Ichiro-san, your dream was Ponyo.
Did you want to be Ponyo?
Ponyo is your dream when you retire.
I didn't know that.
Life is tough.
Isn't it good?
The world's first dream is Ponyo.
It has "dream" in it.
"Dream" is in "snack".
Is that so?
The world's first dream is Ponyo.
Ponyo
This is not official!
- This is really not on the cliff! - Not at all!
I see.
- You're good at this. - Thank you.
We couldn't find any eye knowledge.
So we took these
to do other things.
But we couldn't find any eye knowledge.
I see.
So we took a picture and took a picture.
Here you go.
Civito
If you buy it for 500 yen or more,
you can get it for free up to 500 yen.
What are you talking about!?
This is not on the cliff!
How did you do it!?
It's not a criminal offense.
It's just a piece of paper.
You're saying it's just a piece of paper!
You're going too far with this.
It's more than 100 yen.
If you buy it for 500 yen, it's free.
But if you say it's a criminal offense,
you can say it's an advertisement!
You're putting this in by force.
You're very honest.
You're honest.
This is not a criminal offense.
Eye knowledge looks like this.
Well, well, well.
You can see that we worked hard, right?
I used this kind of advertisement in advance.
This kind of eye knowledge.
Banksy is
BANKSIE is using lip balm oil.
It's always two hours a day.
Oh, I see.
BANKSIE, I see.
BANKSIE is not alone.
She is doing it for two hours a day.
She is taking it off.
She is using lip balm oil.
I want to use lip balm oil.
You showed me earlier.
You don't need it.
Why did you show me?
BANKSIE...
I found you, BANKSIE.
What?
Behind the place you went on a sunny day, there is a BANKSIE store.
Oh, there is a BANKSIE store.
I think you are a college student who believes in everything.
I want you to read it again.
You are stupid.
Next...
You confess your love to your favorite girl.
Was it a girl?
It was a girl.
You confessed your love to your favorite girl.
Was it a girl?
You confess your love to your favorite girl.
Was it a girl?
This way, mercenary.
I want you to drown me.
Where did you find it?
I'm confessing that I'm a mercenary.
Who is a mercenary?
Aren't you a mercenary?
I'm a mercenary.
Oh, I saw it!
What are you doing?
This is for pedestrians.
This has been here since ancient times.
I want you to drown me.
I saw it!
Is there a Filipino dad named Root in the building next to it?
I want you to drown me.
There is a counterfeit item called "answer kit".
Yes, there is.
That item is already decided.
I want you to take it.
I want you to take that treasure.
And there is a name on it.
Answer kit.
They made it with that in mind.
I see.
This is it.
Partner, please concentrate.
I will walk with you.
Nagasaka, Moscow.
Who is it?
Hey!
Someone I don't know came out again!
Nagasaka, Moscow.
Moscow is ugly.
Moscow used to be like this.
Moscow must be blooming with weird colors.
By the way, Moscow is on this hill.
"Moskomill".
Wow!
I didn't know you could pay attention to that.
This is our punchline.
I will walk with you.
I'm gonna use this one.
I can make something completely different.
I thought you'd wear it.
It's a piece of cake.
You've been making up excuses.
I'm not making up excuses.
You're not a rebellious person.
I'm looking for a partner.
Like this one.
Evan Gelio.
I don't have one.
I made it up.
Like a few words.
Let's be lovers.
My dick often gets tangled up and I might make a mistake with the dragon.
You're throwing up.
It's not throwing up.
That's all you need.
Why do you make up excuses?
That's all you need.
You're the worst.
I hate it when people like you do that.
It's cheese and Evan Gelio.
Oh, it's Evan Gelio.
Let's be lovers.
My dick often gets tangled up and I might make a mistake with the dragon.
What are you talking about?
It's not rebellious.
Let's be lovers.
They all have their own taste.
We know where they went.
Lastly, we're going to do a collaboration video.
We're going to do a collaboration video with a rare person.
It's going to be an interesting video.
Japan's first P-san vs. Snake.
We are...
Where did you go?
P-san is fighting against a lion.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Some people have fought a snake before.
It's the first battle between P-san and Snake.
It hurts.
Good night.
This is Jaramezushi-san's song.
It's hot in Japan.
Are you really going to fight, P-san?
P-san, I really want you to do it.
P-san's leading role doesn't make sense.
It's 'Toukai Omeya'.
After 'Toukai Omeya' was released,
I thought it would have a crazy number of views,
so I prepared it this time.
I spent too much time on this song,
and others thought it was a lie.
So it's a masterpiece.
So I focused on this song.
Here we go.
Here's 'Toukai Omeya'.
Shibata,
Chinko Gingin,
Kinkyu Muramura Sex,
24 hours,
g-spot,
cricket,
lori banko,
namanaka dashi,
tappuri nukihouai,
It's too much!
Chinko Gingin,
Kinkyu Muramura Sex,
Chinko Gingin,
Kinkyu Muramura Sex,
Chinko Gingin,
Chinko Gingin
That's too much!
Chinko Gingin
I can't do this anymore...
- You have to do it! - I can't.
Yo!
- Darn you! - You threw so hard.
This is from Kitamuramen.
bothered by the boring story
Nice story.
Everything about Kitamuramen is boring.
What about lori?
At a cafe called "Florida" in Okago.
- Oh, "Florida"! - It's like "Florida"'s "lori".
I ran all over the place looking for "namachuu".
- That's all I found. - Oh!
I ran around "namachuu" and "ouirida" and...
- Where did you get "ouirida"? - It was at an okazaki market.
There's one thing I want you to know.
It was "emergency soft sex with coffee".
- With coffee? - With coffee?
- It really had coffee in it! - You left it there on purpose.
You don't need coffee.
As an art piece, it's amazing.
- It's got a nice feeling. - Yeah.
You should put it up on a train station or something.
- Wow, but this is amazing. - You did your best!
- You did your best!
- You're wrong! You're wrong! - You're wrong!
- Lastly, Shibayu-san. - Yes?
- Lastly, Shibayu-san. - Is this a loose project?
- Ooh. - Yes, yes, yes.
- No, no, no... - No, no, no...
- We're moving on a wrecker. - Ooh...
- But it's not fair to stop it. - But it's not fair to stop it.
- "Let's move on a wrecker." - "Let's move on a wrecker."
- But are we actually being moved on a wrecker? - So we get legalally parking on a wrecker.
- And then we're lucky! - And the driver is going to...
- Go sightseeing on a wrecker. - I don't know.
This is a little difficult.
This is the only thing I bought.
I'm good at it, or I have something.
That's right.
Do you want to line up?
Wow!
Isn't it scary if it's past the back of that area?
It's scary.
This doesn't seem to be in the back of the street.
It's in the back of Shibuya.
My personal favorite is...
Best of one.
It's hard to choose.
Everyone's feelings are in it.
My best of one is...
This one!
(The truth is revealed)
You're chosen!
Don't say that!
This might be a life-sized one.
Yeah.
It's like a city and a unified city.
Yeah.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's hard to be a criminal.
I didn't know you did this.
You shouldn't do bad things.
You shouldn't do this.
When you become a criminal, you'll need a lot of tricks like this.
So don't be a criminal.
Don't be a sluggy, urgent, raw sex bomb.